21 Year Old Virgin

Lyrics

#INTRO
Have you ever had one of these days where
In the evening you think to yourself
What the fuck just happened? (Ok)

#VERSE
8:30 on a Wednesday morning
Cup of coffee with some breakfast
Peanut butter on bread. Some honey
In the coffee and we're all set
Clueless of what the day has to offer
Carries on to the library
Another day another chase after dollar
Keeps busy with the ordinary
Hours past getting hungry
Grabs his lunch goes down to the main yard (hmm, ok)
Trees lined up nicely
Sits on a bench enjoying his free time (then what?)
Then a girl comes walking
By him. Short hair trim with a cute bun (hmm, ok)
Even though he was eating
Knew damn well her gaze was a coupon (really?)

#HOOK
Then he gets this feeling
She's around and prolly' eyeing him up (yeah, ooh)
Turns his head to the right
She's standing on a bench with a cup (yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yeah)
Startled she acts like she's just
Standing there and "looking around" (yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yea, yeah)
At this point he's fully certain (what?)
He should go get her number (haha)

#PRE-CHORUS
"Hey Chica I find you cute" (heh yeah)
Face shines when I make my move (uh-huh)
Nice figure. Nice attitude (ok)
Oh damn she wants me too

#CHORUS
Escalating quickly, I've no clue
How to get back on the ground
Air's getting thin and I feel loose
Hope I could figure this out
Temperature hotter than the moon
My heart is beating so loud
Oh it's all happening way too soon
My head is spinning around (fuck)

#VERSE
She comes from outer city
Only visiting for a friend
She digs my affinity
Tells me I should go out with them
She's waiting for the friend to get here
In the meantime, I'm grabbing my things from upstairs (yeah, wait here)
I've no clue where to take them
This is new to me I'm feeling kinda nervous (fuck do I do?)
I go back
And her friend is with her
She is just as cute
With a smile as big as hers (heh god damn)
I'm relieved. This is not a big deal
Her friend's gonna make it really easy from here (ayy, wing girl)

#HOOK
Now we're off to the mall
And my jokes have never been this funny before (hold up)
Wondering why it's so easy
Should I fear for my money? Liver? Maybe both? (watch out brother)
Nah they're valid
They're just both kinda broken
And looking for some sort of hope (daddy issues, ya know?)
Cruised around a bit and got 'em ice cream
Now the friend's saying she really gotta go (god bless you)

#HOOK
Ooh yea yea we on (haha)
Now we're on our own (heh yeah)
She's so fucking down (Hooh!)
With any plan of mine (ok)
Took her back in town (uh-huh)
Got us mini champagne bottles (no)
Gold like her makeup contour (Sheesh!)
Off to a park on a tour
Blends with flowers (ooh)
She's gorgeous (yeah)
We're drinking and smoking
It's low-key evoking (ooh, yea, yea, yea, yeah)

#PRE-CHORUS
Ooh it's getting kinda late
And we're both faded
Yuh yuh
She's sitting on my lap
And I couldn't take it
Yuh yuh
I told her "baby girl you can't go back to your city"
She says "oh fuck then where are you gonna take me?"

#CHORUS
Escalating quickly, I've no clue
How to get back on the ground
Air's getting thin and I feel loose
Hope I could figure this out
Temperature hotter than the moon
My heart is beating so loud
Oh it's all happening way too soon
My head is spinning around (fuck)

#VERSE
Oh damn I was homeless then
In a temporary facility
But your man was smart to know
He should seize this opportunity
So I go like: "girly, let's go
Get us a hotel room
We could wind down
And watch something cool"
She with the plan
But won't play loose
Oh no
"Okay I'll go with you
But that don't mean
I promise you sex"
Easiest shit test
"Don't worry love
We'll both be needing some rest"
Relieved. She grabbed my hand
We're in the middle of an empty street
Kissing and touching. Like movie scenes (touching like movie scenes)
How's this real? I can't believe it (no I can't believe it)
Off to the hotel
We took an hour for a quarter hour walk
Finally there and we both can't talk
She sits on the bed and says "okay now what?" (now what?)

#BRIDGE
Ooh I told her I'm gonna take a shower (woa oh)
A shower (woa oh)
Take a shower
Ooh she said "I'm gonna take a shower"
With you
With you
With you
With you

#CHORUS
With you
With you
With you
With you (yeah, escalating quickly)
With you (I've no clue how to get back)
With you (on the ground air's getting thin)
Oh with you (and I feel lose hope I could)
With you (figure this out. Temperature hotter)
With you (than the moon my heart is)
With you (beating so loud. Oh it's all)
With you (happening way too soon. My head is spinning around)

#OUTRO
Oh oh
Yeah
Ooh ooh
Yeah